As Elton John once said
‘ I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun, holding hands and skimming stones….’
How much fun could you have doing that? Kids these days would just laugh at you.
‘Go outside, hold hands and skim some stones, you’ll have a great time.’
‘Aww Mum, C’mon, be serious. we’re bored.’
Kids these days have got no sense of adventure. Elton, it’s your fault.
I’m off to find some flat skimmers and a river.