Football news just in, and it`s been confirmed that Jose Mourinho is indeed the ‘average one.’
The Chelsea manager was as smug as ever after another unconvincing home display, this time against Norwich City, who are fighting for their lives. The Chelsea millionaires just couldn`t find an answer against their inferior opposition but he still blamed Norwich for his own team`s inadequacies.
‘They were rubbish, as were Aston Villa, Sunderland and anyone else who dares to have the audacity to try and park the bus or stop us playing. We went to Liverpool and parked the bus but that is a different kind of bus than West Ham parked. Definitely not 19th Century.’
Sky Sports reporter Denver Colorado interviewed The Average One after the game and commented,
‘Jose has shown again he is certainly not the special one. He is a very rude man, talking down to us and behaving like a little child. I don`t really mind because I`m going watching the real Special ones tonight.
The real Specials.